When I figure out how the hell to describe me I'll let you know.
Reblogged from msaether  3,549 notes
Posted 19, May, 2013
electrikfeather: isthatwhatyoumint: kecky: lostabhorsen: REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD READ THE ABHORSEN CHRONICLES: BADASS FEMALE PROTAGONISTS: from Sabriel the prefect of an all-girls school to Lirael a shy librarian both of whom turn into duty-bound zombie killing soldier priests who rescue princes and battle necromancers and fight against what is effectively a trapped god, you can keep your Hermione’s and Katniss Everdeen’s thanx (and can we just talk about how the girls in the school TOTALLY JUMP INTO HELP THE SOLDIERS AGAINST KERRIGOR DESPITE KNOWING THEY’RE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE??) INCREDIBLE WORLD BUILDING: set in two neighbouring kingdoms - one resembling 1930’s britain the other a medieval fantasy realm that’s fallen into anarchy  plagued by Death NOT TO MENTION the world-weary soldiers manning the wall who are sick of your necromantic bullshit TALKING ANIMAL COMPANIONS: not as cheesy as you think, since one is a sarcastic cat spirit who is scary as fuck when his true form is revealed and the other a wizened grandmotherly-like dog who rips out undead throats COOL MAGIC: though it’s complicated it isn’t once confusing and you can’t beat dual sword-and-bell wielding, bells that can land you into death modeled after the Egyptian afterlife GREAT CHARACTERS AND DEVELOPMENT: all the characters are forced to carry a duty and some succeed whilst others don’t but that’s okay because being born into a society doesn’t necessarily mean you belong there GOOD ROMANCE: it’s subtle and forged out of friendship and trust and doesn’t define any of the characters or control any of the events in the story NEW BOOKS COMING SOON: including Clariel which is a prequel based on Chlorr of the Mask WHO WAS AN ABHORSEN WHO TURNED EVIL!! like how awesome does that sound give me all the downward spirals for female necromancers AND there’s apparently going to be a sequel to the series too!! POSSIBLE FILM IN THE MAKING: which means if you wanna get on that fandom first get on it now IT’S JUST REALLY GREAT?? despite it being marketed as a YA book it’s still riveting and mature enough for older audiences (I think I might appreciate it more now that I’m older tbh) just UNF YEAH i read these books when i was twelve and i loved them then and i love them now. they are some of my all time favorite books - especially lirael. she’s just a great protagonist, one that was really great to grow up with (you can be shy and like books and still kick ass!!!), and her relationship with the Dog is still one of the most touching ones i’ve ever seen LITERALLY MY FAVORITE BOOKS EVER. I’ve read all 3 books at least ten times and I will read them many more times.

electrikfeather:

isthatwhatyoumint:

kecky:

lostabhorsen:

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD READ THE ABHORSEN CHRONICLES:

  • BADASS FEMALE PROTAGONISTS: from Sabriel the prefect of an all-girls school to Lirael a shy librarian both of whom turn into duty-bound zombie killing soldier priests who rescue princes and battle necromancers and fight against what is effectively a trapped god, you can keep your Hermione’s and Katniss Everdeen’s thanx (and can we just talk about how the girls in the school TOTALLY JUMP INTO HELP THE SOLDIERS AGAINST KERRIGOR DESPITE KNOWING THEY’RE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE??)
  • INCREDIBLE WORLD BUILDING: set in two neighbouring kingdoms - one resembling 1930’s britain the other a medieval fantasy realm that’s fallen into anarchy  plagued by Death NOT TO MENTION the world-weary soldiers manning the wall who are sick of your necromantic bullshit
  • TALKING ANIMAL COMPANIONS: not as cheesy as you think, since one is a sarcastic cat spirit who is scary as fuck when his true form is revealed and the other a wizened grandmotherly-like dog who rips out undead throats
  • COOL MAGIC: though it’s complicated it isn’t once confusing and you can’t beat dual sword-and-bell wielding, bells that can land you into death modeled after the Egyptian afterlife
  • GREAT CHARACTERS AND DEVELOPMENT: all the characters are forced to carry a duty and some succeed whilst others don’t but that’s okay because being born into a society doesn’t necessarily mean you belong there
  • GOOD ROMANCE: it’s subtle and forged out of friendship and trust and doesn’t define any of the characters or control any of the events in the story
  • NEW BOOKS COMING SOON: including Clariel which is a prequel based on Chlorr of the Mask WHO WAS AN ABHORSEN WHO TURNED EVIL!! like how awesome does that sound give me all the downward spirals for female necromancers AND there’s apparently going to be a sequel to the series too!!
  • POSSIBLE FILM IN THE MAKING: which means if you wanna get on that fandom first get on it now
  • IT’S JUST REALLY GREAT?? despite it being marketed as a YA book it’s still riveting and mature enough for older audiences (I think I might appreciate it more now that I’m older tbh) just UNF

YEAH

i read these books when i was twelve and i loved them then and i love them now. they are some of my all time favorite books - especially lirael. she’s just a great protagonist, one that was really great to grow up with (you can be shy and like books and still kick ass!!!), and her relationship with the Dog is still one of the most touching ones i’ve ever seen

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE BOOKS EVER. I’ve read all 3 books at least ten times and I will read them many more times.

Posted 17, May, 2013

I just saw Star Trek with my dad.

I see your point with the Kirk/Spock thing, but I will continue to blatantly ship Spock and Uhura (Mwahahah).

Benedict was fantastic, but his character…

Reblogged from strangersatthemall  18,529 notes
Posted 15, May, 2013
helshades: theoppositeoflamp: frightfullytreeish: man-thing: DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE #HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #OH TONY #I mean presumably this is just writer inconsistency #but I like to imagine Tony Stark is the kinda guy who gets doctorates out of spite #HE HAS A DOCTORATE IN SHUT UP STEVE #PHD IN PETER PARKER YOU AREN’T AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE YES Some are not that kind of doctor.

helshades:

theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:

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DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE

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#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #OH TONY #I mean presumably this is just writer inconsistency #but I like to imagine Tony Stark is the kinda guy who gets doctorates out of spite #HE HAS A DOCTORATE IN SHUT UP STEVE #PHD IN PETER PARKER YOU AREN’T AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE

YES

Some are not that kind of doctor.

Reblogged from strangersatthemall  4,264 notes
Posted 15, May, 2013

strangersatthemall:

mallamun:

strangersatthemall:

chronic-genderbender:

expressionsonmyself:

cloudywithachanceofbuckbeak:

asgardian-angels:

rikkysworld:

mr-egbutt:

stuff-and-shenanigans:

chronic-genderbender:

Petition to start a Floop fandom on tumblr

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with pleasure

I AM SO ON BOARD WITH THIS I DRAGGED MY ARSE OUTTA BED AT 4:30AM TO MAKE THIS GIF IN SUPPORT OF THIS IDEA

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I tried doing that and my finger twitched out.

NO BUT GUYS THAT ACTOR ALSO PLAYS LOKI IN SON OF THE MASK

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he needs his own fandom right now

That is Alan Cumming and he definitely needs his own fandom.  Sign me up.

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YESSSSSSSSSS  can we also talk about the Josie and the Pussycats Movie???imageWyatt Frame, Mega Records.

Oh darlings, if we’re gonna start talking about his many amazing roles, I think we should talk about this one:

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My name is Kurt Wagner. But in the Munich Circus, I was known as the Incredible Nightcrawler!

Also he’s openly bisexual…

which is pretty fuckin rad.

lmao So cute, watching people discover Alan Cumming for the first time.

First of all, if you’re going to talk about Alan Cumming’s roles, you need to talk about the one that launched him into fame:

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Cabaret.

Secondly, you need to talk about how this man is one of the world’s most influential queer sex symbols.

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(Photo credit: David Lachappelle. Source)

Thirdly, you need to talk about how he has his own perfume called Cumming (which he originally joked should be named Cumming All Over You).

STOP. Go back and watch that commercial.

I’m so pleased that even now there are new fans who are just discovering Alan Cumming. FYI, he also does voice acting. He’s been everything from a smurf to the devil. Oh and he acted opposite the Spice Girls.

This man ruined my adolescence; I hope he can ruin your life too.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Reblogged from lascocks  147,578 notes
Posted 15, May, 2013

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST